The\u00a0 wisest cap ever.<\/p>\n
Made with the Chico’s old quills and the manuscript for his next novel<\/p>\n
99% recycled material<\/p>\n
No harm was done to any ducks in the making of this product<\/p>\n
Handmade<\/p>\n
No refunds<\/p>\n
No guarantees<\/p>\n
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Chico thinks it’s not classy to wear a hat indoors so we installed a mechanism that fries your brain if you don’t remove the cap within 3 seconds of entering a building.<\/p>\n
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